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May 18, 2012
Injera bread is flat, just like the earth before Columbus’s discovery of the bike pump. Fill up with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $10 for $20 worth of Ethiopian fare and drinks $15 for
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May 18, 2012
The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grown-up gifts, such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with today’s Groupon: for $149, you
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May 18, 2012
Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with this Groupon. Choose
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May 18, 2012
Bistros are remarkable in that they somehow manage to be both fancy and casual at the same time, much like a necktie with Taz on it. Feel gussied up without too much fuss with this
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May 18, 2012
Professional carpet cleaning gives floors plush, full-bodied fibers without the hassle of lugging them to the salon or brushing them 100 times each night. Pamper rugs with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49 for
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May 18, 2012
Biologists estimate that water makes up 65% of the human body, 71% of the planet’s surface, and 0% of the R & B group Earth, Wind & Fire. Conquer the planet’s most prevalent liquid with
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May 18, 2012
Though most acknowledge the need for speed while eating ice cream on the equator, Americans continue to depend on slow modes of transportation such as rickshaws and turtle skates. Rev up for real speed with
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May 18, 2012
Three things can cause excess sweat: overheating, strenuous exertion, or nervousness about going for a run in a 100% wool bodysuit. Take care of the problem at the source with this Groupon. $999 for an
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May 18, 2012
Artists always want muses without realizing they are a big responsibility, demanding regular walks, a ticket to every sunset, and smoothies made of old pastels and greek yogurt. Cultivate creativity an easier way with this
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May 17, 2012
If humans are mostly made of water, and fish traditionally inhabit water, fish should naturally occur in the human body. Fix this gap in nature’s logic with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for
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May 17, 2012
Wines work best when properly paired: reds go with beef, whites go with fish, and champagnes go with cups made out of upturned party hats. Impersonate a sommelier with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options
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May 17, 2012
There are few freedoms as liberating as being able to fly, which is why humans spent millennia inventing the airplane and why penguins are so very, very bitter. Exceed evolutionary shortcomings with this Groupon. Choose
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